Wednesday 30 September 2015

Cuckolding for dummies

This isn't going to become a series from me but had to just let everyone know, if your wondering how your hotwife's lunch date went and you get this text in reply....

"I thought he was peeing in my mouth he came so much"

Then that is a rather subtle hint that it went pretty well

C

My fleshlight

Wasn't planned for me to type another post today but i have more free time then i expected so thought i'd hammer it out, S is getting her hair done while at the same time making me hold back the tears from thinking about the cost......hair grows for free so why pay a stupid amount for someone to hold some scissors and gossip? I might open my own barbers for men where the windows are all blacked out, big screen tv's an open bar and a pool table etc, as you leave after an hour or so ill run some clippers over your head so you can innocently say there was a queue at the barbers.....

In a previous post i mentioned S had dominated me sexually for the first time, its not quite a chastity cage or a whip but alas its one step deeper into cuckolding i assume. The sad fact is if it makes her happy then i am all for it as long as my testicles remain as far away as possible from anything blunt (She has always wanted to femdom a guy with a swift kick or punch to a certain area)
After pleasuring the woman i love in the space of 12 hours more then most married men do for a few months i was pretty worked up so the fleshlight did not look as stupid as i thought it would
Actually forget that it looked pretty damn stupid but i have to report the feeling/texture of it was pretty nice, as nice the touch of a woman? No, as nice as the loving touch of a women? Hell No, better then a fumble using your wrist? i honestly can't say for sure! i honestly cannot remember the last time i masturbated on my own, the last time i did it with a certain lady parked on my face or similar oh yes as that was only last week while attending to cleanup duties (Information tomorrow in case your interested)
The material plus lube made a very satisfying feeling and slight suction sound with thrusts so not for vigorous use unless you want to pay for your family to go to counselling, the worst part was the cleanup though, i didn't last long due to being so worked up and also a feeling of not having to last as i wasn't worried about not pleasing another person so maybe 6-7 minutes before i released myself whereas to clean it to a point whereas it was no longer sticky took twice that....

So my opinion or advice is if your hard up go for it as its pretty fun but if you have the slimmest of chances at the real thing save your money and just buy the lady something nice instead

Which brings me to the reason i started typing this, i admit/except S has stopped seeing and/or talking to Mr Dubai as i didn't approve of him not because i told her he was off limits

Oh don't judge me i'm weak

C


A swinging profile and 5000 blog views....

Two things i felt the need to mention in some way are simply the fact that our blog has just creeped over 5000 page-views which we are pretty chuffed about seeing as my typing is less then up to par and S does not exactly make things easy to type up lol and more importantly to people who actually read this S has gone and told me to make a profile for her on a popular UK swinging site

I took the initiative to cover my ass and typed up a F profile and an MF profile seeing as how she wants to play out her exploits into swinging, both are typed up and awaiting her thumbs up to which she would like to be made public on the site, both have some pictures showing off whats on offer but more importantly...........even though no one can actually see the profiles yet as they are hidden till i "publish" them she has already started receiving messages off people

Now admittedly one was rather nice from a senior admin saying if she or i needed any advice on what to type etc then just ask before finally wishing us the best of luck but the other 4 were....less then polite shall we say
Hardly rude or offensive but come on guys if your going to make the effort of joining a swinging site surely you must think its worth the extra effort of rubbing your brain cells together before typing a message?

Strange timing really and sort of coincides with this from another blogger   CLICK ME

That's it from me today but i'll be trying my damnedest to make a fair few posts tomorrow about stuff I've missed out recently

C

Tuesday 29 September 2015

Women!

S dropped her iphone Sunday afternoon from a height of about 3 feet, the screen was so damaged it wouldn't turn back on or even let us get stuff off it using the computer and a cable

I offered to send it off for repair which received a stern "You bloody won't Mr"

Turns out S is less then keen of her *ahem* private information about herself being looked at by some guy in tech support and his friends being given copies of, so S wet online and bought a new one from apple just to be safe..............is it possible i just got played?

C, husband to a wife with a £630 phone which will more then likely be replaced in a few months when the new one gets released...................i hope you can tell i typed all this through gritted teeth

I think i got dominated?

I'm pretty sure Saturday night i got dominated for the first time by S, and i'm not fully sure how it came about as it hit me like a tonne of bricks to the balls which i'm guessing would hurt like a mother f**ker, i mentioned in a recent post that S surprised me with a male sex toy called a fleshlight which is a replica vagina (Although just sucks all your money away to buy it unlike the real thing that sucks your money away with each use.........that made at least one person laugh and we all know it)

Saturday was another day full of family fun and errands to hell and back, in fact S had a long day so i knew trying my luck would result in a no so i never bothered, while we were in bed mind S did start to perk up a little and her eyes now looked full of life no longer glazed with the tiredness from a full day in mom mode
A naughty look turned into a playful touch which turned into a quick kiss, then a longer kiss, then a firm kiss and so on, After a few minutes S was on top pushing her still covered crotch against me, all the while keeping her lips firmly attached to mine i could feel her hands start to pull her bottoms down over her bum knowing this was a sign that she wanted something from me but not that i would be getting anything in return, sure enough with her bottoms now near her knees she started inching her way up till i had this smooth and tasty object of desire so close i could feel heat radiating from it
At first S grabbed my head and pulled me into her but that grasp wasn't needed for long, once i knew what mood she was in i set myself to work all the while savoring the feelings and textures my mouth was experiencing as i listened to held back moans from her
We were both like that for close to half hour before i could feel  start to tire, i slid her off of me so as she was laying down on her side and made sure i was not away from her for more then a few seconds before eating her again, this time from behind (Even put the duvet over the bits i wasn't eating to keep her comfortable as i'm nice lol) we continued in that way for close to 20 minutes before S let her 6th and final orgasm slip through uncontested and the hard wood floor helped echo this sexual whimper that matched her thighs trying to suffocate me almost< all the kids would of been asleep or watching TV too loudly at that time thank god! the whole time i had been erect to the point it was starting to hurt that amount of time without any relief myself but i knew i was in this for her not for me

Oh yes i felt pretty damn proud of myself i'll have you all know :)
My pretty little wife laying next to me exhausted from my pleasing her, so soft, feminine with her slender frame making her look almost fragile at the same time, i cuddled up behind her feeling the glow form her meet my thighs and my chest, her head resting on my bicep before her giving it a playful bite as a sign of thanks? We both fell into a state of pillow talk that couples seem to have, maybe a little reassurance here and a dash of inquisitiveness all the time luring me into a sense of being the one in charge.....god i honestly have no idea how long we were like that but it was into the AM before we stopped and drifted off with her held tightly in my arms

Waking up was almost as fun with some hurried kissing before having to let go of one another to go get the kids up and so on, as i held onto S with my hands making dents in her bottom i felt her hand squeeze my crotch just hard enough for it to momentary shock me but not hard enough to hurt
"Guess i do owe you from last night" whispered into my ear
I imagine i looked like a young boy who just caught a glimpse of his first pair of breasts, she leaned for a drawer behind me, took something from it and placed it in my hand, i looked down to see the aforementioned sex toy
"I read the blog about Mr Dubai and you told me i wasn't to meet him again? No no and no C! I agreed not to meet him as you obviously did not get on, until you except that you better get use to this"

And with that she softly and confidently walked out the door with a shit eating grin on her face

C, Husband of an utter bitch, may her reign be long and fruitful

Thursday 24 September 2015

My last post...and a worrying update

The last post i uploaded i need some honest feedback please, I read it back (Only allowed to do that after uploading it and not allowed to edit once uploaded as per S and her rules) was it any good?
I can't but think it sounds fake, I was there so i know it all happened but if it sounds fake and complete BS to me then surely it does to others as well?

In other news S decided to treat me to a gift on Saturday just gone, i male sex toy called a fleshlight, now i will admit its actually pretty fun and modeled after someone although i don't watch much porn so don't know if its looks anything like that certain lady, could this possibly have alternative uses? I have read a few cuckold blogs etc and am ever so slightly worried i might be getting groomed for something

Any comments/advice on either is greatly welcomed and can be sent privately if preferred

C

My wife, the sluttiest of sluts?

My wife, the sluttiest of sluts! Yes i do mean that and no i do not mean it in an offensive manor its just the facts do stack up ever so slightly when you think about it

One of our last posts had a comment underneath that's worth a read to bring you up to speed (Here you go)
A certain Mr Manish has resurfaced since 20th of August and this has somewhat had an effect from S, her on/off/on/off/on/off lover was in the area to visit a wedding plus to catch up with some family he has not seen for a while, by complete chance S had some time off from work as she needed to use some holiday entitlement before it went stale so for the last 12 days my lovely innocent (sort of) wife has been getting pummeled by a man on a mission

It all started politely enough with her morning jog/dog walking friend keeping her company, yes there was the odd detour somewhere quiet for her to get her daily requirement of protein before coming home and giving me some details to help me wake up lol ahhh the life i live

But for some reason the mixture of Manish thinking she is a cheating lady and the prospect of him moving to the other end of the UK the sexual chemistry between the two of them was at an all time high, for 10 days on the trot this young virile man has fucked S into orgasmic highs and as a result she has been ignoring other "potentials" which she likes as they are hounding her, a girl needs an ego boost right?

So for 10 days this guy typing has had cleanup duties, patiently kissed his wife mere minutes after Manish filling her mouth with his potent cum and even once she left her phone on so i could listen to the sound of flesh slapping against more flesh before a primal grunt filled the audio as he came inside her, that started by her phoning me to ask when i was coming home in a hope to reassure him, not that i'm complaining about thee fact i could hear the odd slurp (Done on purpose S told me) to make him nervous, those 10 days have been great, yes i have always been aroused but never have i acted on it! Wanting to preserve S in her sexual high except for soothing her with my mouth/tongue

I cant really explain what its like to see your wife's underwear on the floor or the fact she has changed the bedding everyday to hide *ahem* evidence from me, he does think i am unaware after all, or to be at work knowing she is with another man in our bed or against the wall in the shower or for that fact on the kitchen counter

I'd genuinely love to go into more detail and do a daily diary of events BUT i sort of left it too late and the days have blurred into one solid chunk of memory, for that i can only apologize as that's all my fault
Needless to say i had a blast, S has had her sexual urges cooled off for the time being and Manish showed a hungry side of himself neither of us noticed before

Back to normal now so ill type up the details from her 2nd date with "Jon" the man S had a coffee with in our last post

C, a very happy husband of an even happier slutwife

Thursday 17 September 2015

Just a quick update....

S has to go into Birmingham on the 23rd of September and the person who you guys have still not named isn't working that day, nothing confirmed as of yet but potential there i think...

C

Friday the 11th August...

Sorry for the delay everyone but real life commitments keep getting in the way, i have finally had 5 minutes to sit down and type up what happened on the 11th though so i hope that in some way makes up for me being what is technically called a lazy sod....

S had made plans to meet the slightly geeky/nerdy medical employee (Can someone please suggest a name for me to use? as i can't use his real one and my mind is blank) for a spot of coffee at a place in Birmingham itself so a good half hour form where we live.....but indecently only a few minutes form his as it happens...

Everything had been taken care of by S, she had the day off anyway and only one errand to run in the morning which was done way before the time of there coffee at 11.30, normally cuckold angst would set in and i would start to get nervous of her safety and so on BUTT i had been lead to believe this was just to get a feel for him after some flirty texts and cheeky pictures (Any she sent to him i was lucky enough to receive too as she is evil)

At 10.36 i got a text form S asking how she looked to which i can simply say breathtaking even more so when you consider she had not dressed to flaunt some flesh, i got told to behave and a reconfirmation of the address they were having the coffee.....that is all i heard till just gone 1 o'clock, turns out he was as nervous and slightly scared as her favourite Manish is which is a huge plus for her as she likes the shy types at times even more so then the assertive sorts

He was reported to be a proper gentleman as far as S was concerned, held her chair out for her when she sat, when he hug her it wasn't a "let me squeeze you hard enough so your boobs compress against me" hug or even a "let me grab some ass almost" but i nice nervous almost intimidated hug lol I guess flirting via an iPhone is a lot different to doing it in person but they somehow made it stretch out to almost 2 hours before a cheeky kiss on the cheek goodbye and S moving his hand from her back to her bottom and watching him almost die in shock at the time

No perverted details today but a very impressive coffee date for S which resulted in her developing a little crush on him, there are repeat dates on the table but none have taken place as of yet as i am yet to be "away with work"

C, the reason i remembered to type up was yesterday S wanted to send him a picture she couldn't take on her own (Or maybe she could but wanted to torment me), he was told it was something i took that i don't know she is sharing, if only he knew i know full well........

Friday 11 September 2015

Thursday the 10th August...

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Wednesday 9th of August...........finally typed up

As i mentioned in a previous post or two my ever lovely wife had met a young man in a way most would never of imagined, when going for a scan at Queen Elizabeth hospital in the midlands
It all started innocently enough with use waiting in a fairly quiet waiting room as people were being called even though they turned up after us and some were waiting for a lot longer then us too, i was under the impression i was going to come sit in the room while S had the test seeing as i heard her ask the receptionist if that was allowed, this plan changed when he walked out and called for "Mrs *******" i was told to stay put and wait like a good boy

Yes okay the wait was torturous and more then tedious as well but for any man who is married the past time of waiting is not something that is a new experience, S emerged a little while later looking relieved! He would not tell her the results of the scan but she was reassured by him when he said "If i had found anything serious i wouldn't be letting you leave" God it was refreshing to see my wife look like a weight of a car had been lifted off her shoulders, several weeks later we got a letter stating the test was a complete success in terms of nothing wrong! S actually let out a squeal and skipped haha was adorable to see

Over the coming weeks everything went back to normal a nice steady routine that i feel quite comfortable with, no commotion no stress its great my life at times, yes okay S teasing me about meeting Mr Dubai again is getting old but she knows he bugs me and i am pretty sure she likes seeing me in slight discomfort when she mentions it

One morning over coffee and toast while the kids were asleep my wife just came out and said she had a coffee date planned with a certain chap who gave her a scan, looking back it was so strange from my behalf!
I like to consider myself a supporting husband who encourages her to listen to that naughty little voice in her head if it involves me great if not that that's just as great, but as i type now it somewhat bugs me how i never gave her a disapproving look or asked 5 million follow up questions or wanted to know about the man in question, i have just excepted that even though i do have the power to veto a man if i have reason, i had no reason to with this man in particular........maybe i am more of a cuckold then i am a supporting husband of an sexually adventurous wife? I'd love to know peoples opinions

Life continued as per usual like i was saying before i went off on a rant of sorts in the previous paragraph until the day before my wife had her coffee date penciled in, at just gone 10 pm she got a text message saying he needed to change the time to slightly later in the day but due to S having previous commitments and this being a coffee to get a feel for the guy not for him to get to feel her if you know what i'm saying then it wasn't worth blowing off her other plans to meet him

Our next post will be about the 11TH of August i.e when the coffee date finally happened, ill be uploading that over the weekend hopefully

C, i thought it might be fun to build your hopes up and shatter then like he did hers and she did mine ;)

Finally getting back into the swing of things and posting

As per title really, sorry for the delay, life has just been manic, going to publish this post and type up some details about recent fun my lovely/slutty wife has been having

C