Subtle little differences..

That strange moment when your sitting down for breakfast with your wife, everything is going great, neither is distracted by there phone nor a newspaper but your both talking about various topics unrelated to anything really, your wife asks you if you would like a refill, you say yes as you guzzle coffee for the first few hours of the day like most working adults, as she gets up you cant help but check out your hottie of a wife and you notice a little bump in her figure hugging skirt skirt, about midway up her thigh, on both sides...........its obvious they are the clips that connect a garter belt to stockings, but alas your enjoying the moment with your wife so you wont pester for information

The whole day the image/thoughts in your head are a mixture of blissful distraction to annoying hindrance to your productivity, you know your wife isn't in till about 1pm and your in meetings at that point so who was she wearing them for, a new guy? nope she tells me about that for safety reasons. Bingo! She must be meeting a previous or current flame........errrm no as the same rules apply really although certain expectations do apply, over and over you go through the list of possibilities with a blank each time

Because of your important end of month meeting about another meeting that might not happen unless a meeting you have no say in gets the green light your again distracted but this time by figures and numbers also the sad news of a colleague better half unfortunately having a still born to such an extent you forget about the sight you had during breakfast

You arrive at home to find your kids all watching something as interesting as how are paper clips are made but as its animated its amazing i guess, you guess from lack of attention from them that mom is elsewhere, venturing upstairs you hear your shower running and know its your wife washing her day away

As you begin to get changed yourself you notice a pile of dirty clothes on the floor (a neat pile as it is S) Skirt, check! Blouse top sort of thing, check, underwear, check and a bra check, but hold on......why are tights on the floor too!

The wife looking breathtakingly beautiful all damp and shimmery walks up behind you and gives you a kiss on the side of your face, you can feel certain parts of her are ahem alert due to her trying cold showers out for better blood flow so studies say, a quick check up to see shes okay and the same from her to check up on you to!

Now your wife is not stupid so when a smile creeps over her face as she is rubbing cream onto her legs she gives you permission to ask as you both are thinking the same thing

"wheres the garter belt and why are tights on the floor" in reply you get "i wore tights all day, put the garter belt on before breakfast and took it off after you left.......i just like knowing you have been going mad all day" a look of annoyance creeps over your face to which she is well aware " aww dont be mad baby, the kids will be watching tv for another 20 minutes or so after all...."





I'll guess a lot of you will agree that turning 18 does not make a girl become a woman, they only deserve that tile when they can play mind games and wrap there significant other around there finger at a moments notice

C, husband of an utter bitch at times ;)